The Lizard People and Their Collaborators

Much like the Nazi reign during WWII there will always be weak willed and selfish folk who wish to be on the winning side even if it means switching sides to something undesirable! Such is the case of people who collaborate with the Lizard People. As you may have read in my earlier post the Lizard People are a very real and dangerous threat to the survival of mankind. In my investigations into the Lizard People I came across some very shocking discoveries about who among us are Lizard People collaborators. The following is a list of the types of collaborators and who they are


The Ones In It For PowerThese are the most dangerous of the collaborators as they are in it for the power that can be gained from aiding the Lizard People's diabolical plans! These people are willing to do anything to please their Lizard People overlords and they would stop at nothing to get that power.... and I mean they would do anything, and by anyhting I mean they would probably blow a lizard person if it meant power for them.

The following are lizard people collaborators who were in it for the power

Henry VIII

The English are a crafty lot and none more so than King Henry VIII. Seen here in a painting with his Lizard Person advisor

Queen Whichever is in Power Right Now

Like daughter, like great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grand father! And the English wonder why the world hates them!

Bill Clinton

The one we humans call Clin-ton seen here with Secretary for defense, or should I say Secretary for Lizard People, shame on you Clinton. We can forgive you for Monica but not this

Tony Blair

And to think that I once loved that cheeky smile of his. Damn you to hell Blair, you're better than this!

Saddam Hussein

Pretty easy to kill millions of people with an army of Lizard People behind you! Oh Saddam you asshole, you lovable lovable asshole

The Ones In It For Lizard People Treasure
The collaborator's who are collaborating for the treasure offered to them by the lizard are among the sneakiest of the collaborators as they don't care who stays in power so long as they have diamonds and the such to wear on an alomost daily basis. These people may even be a little retarded due to the fact that in a lizard people society diamonds and the such won't count for diddly squat. The only thing lizard people truly care for is the fur from rats from which they make their loincloths and/or smallclothes

Following are money hungry bastards

Flavor Flav

Look where he was getting all his boss crowns and wizard clocks from! Shame on you Flav, you brought us joy with Flavor of Love but crush our souls with your betrayal

Hugh O'Donoghue

Fame whore and curly headed fuck Hugh O'Donoghue with his ill gotten spoils

The Ones In It For The Fame
Among the most ruthless and stupid of the collaborators these people will stop at nothing to get their 15 minutes of fame. These people are willing to do ridiculous things to themselves so that they can become celebrities. If ever we deserved to be conquered by the Lizard People it's because of these people

Paris Hilton

And you all wondered how she became famous!!! Blowing several Lizard People every night, that's how!

The Cast of Jersey Shore
The orange people and their green master enjoying a day at the beach

The One's In It For Inter-Species Love
There are those among us whose sexual tastes have gone beyond what the internet can provide for them and theyhave turned to the Lizard People to help them live out their sickest fantasies. These "people" are merely in it looking for a good ride and possibly some snuggling afterwards

Victoria Beckham (aka Lizard Spice)

It seems David wasn't the only one playing away from home, or should I say species! Oooh!

Angelina Jolie

Angelina Jolie just couldn't get the right stuff from Brad so look who she turned to. Angelina, you are a sick sick woman and John Voight should be ashamed of you right now

Gene Simmons

Oh Gene, I kinda expected it from you to be honest, you just look weird and having a lizard person on your arm suits you so well