Conspiracy? I Think So!

So, I assume we've all heard that Donald Trump has stated his intention to run in the next presidential election and has started his smear campaign already, questioning Obama's Americaninity!

But what you didn't know was the awful truth behind it all!

First off though we must look at the facts!

1. Barack Obama and Donald Trump both have names consisting of 11 letters each
2. The anagram of Donald Trump: Land Dump Rot. 
3. If we take the letters of Trumps name and Obamas we get 'A Marmot Pub'
4. Taking each letter from Trumps name and making it an acronym we get: D.emocrats O.k N.ow A.nd L.iking D.emocrats T.ops. R.ight U.nder M.y P.ropaganda!

I know you're looking at all this and wondering what I'm getting at. Well first of all the eleven letters is a clear reference to 9/11!!

And the anagram of his name; Land Dump Rot. What did America do in 1969, they landed on the moon to dump rotten waste!

Mixing the names and getting the anagram 'A Marmot Pub', is an obvious reference to the long standing fact that the Democrats have always wanted to open a pub dedicated to Marmots, if you don't know it's a type of squirrel.

The acronym of Trumps name is a blatant fuck you to the Republican party, that liking Democrats is ok now and that he's doing it even under all the propoganda he's spouting about Obama, which is in fact only strengthening Obama's ride to the re-election

And so, I, putting all these facts together have come up with a revelation that will shock the very world and bring it to it's knees:

"That the moon landing in 1969 was faked so sas to cover up the secret dumping of rotten waste in space by the American governemt at the time, 9/11 was a distraction invented to distract conspiracy theorists from this fact and exposing the plan by giving them something new to theorize about. This dumping of rotten waste in space was a way for the Democrats to save enough money to spearhead their ultimate goal of opening a pub dedicated to the creature they most revere in all of the world 'The Marmot'."


And who was behind it all? Well isn't it obvious? It was the most cunning, cleverest, ingenious mastermind of them all.... Flava Flav

You diabolical genius! Damn you and your Marmot themed pub to hell!